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ಠoಠ -[I don't believe you.]
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Im a Christian!!
hehe naruto is so awesome!!!
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--Blake
Member of- ~RestlessPhotographer
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No need to get excited, the thief he kindly spoke.
There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
<3
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"He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore," Sigmund Freud, my idol.
<3
I LOVE it.
-adds to faves-
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we fly balloons on this fuel called love.
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-Opposition...contradiction...premonition...compromise
Agitation...violation...mutilation...planet dies
Termination....expiration...cancellation...human race
Expectation...liberation...population...lay to waste-
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